A Series of Unfortunate Events

I would like to post a picture of myself and take some current pictures of what's going on in my life, but a few things have happened that are preventing me from doing so...

First:  The charger for my camera is broken and my camera is dead so I am unable to take any pictures.

Second:  I had a bunch of pictures on my old computer which decided one day a few months ago to just not turn on and is currently out of order, so I can't get to any of those pictures either.  

Third:  The memory card in my camera only has a few pictures left on it, none of which are current or of myself. (The pictures that were left on the card are the ones that I wound up using to post).  

(I know that Arthur is gonna read this and hang his head in shame that I don't have all of my pictures on flickr).